WHEN: February 6, 2011
WHERE: Arlington, Texas
Did you know the Superbowl is today? Yeah, it's Superbowl XLV (that's "45", for those of you who don't speak Roman) and it's being hosted at Cowboys Stadium in Dallas, Texas.
OK, so no one was impressed with any of my knowledge of the game, nor are you going to be. While Stace and I are uber-excited for the game today, I don't know much about the game, teams, or players. For as much as I love facts, stats, and keeping track of large volumes or ridiculous information, I have never found much interest in rooting myself in the "debate-around-the-grill-with-your-guy-friends-and-shirt-off" analysis, components, and strategies of sports. I don't know most players names, what their stats are, what school they came from, how many times they have or have failed to make it to a Superbowl, or the history of a team. Football is about the only sport I can sit and watch, and the most I bring with me to the game is a sense of pride and competitiveness. And isn't that what matters? Who really cares how many times player X has scored X amount of points on team X against team Y when the temperature was below X, there was X minutes left in the game, and X number of refs were wearing a toupee? I can't imagine how many statisticians the NFL must employ, for the amount of random facts they produce each game for each player or team. To be honest, those facts are one my favorite parts of the game.
So, you're not going to get any analysis of the game here and not even any boastful pride over our Super Bowl Champs, the Green Bay Packers (alright, there was my pride for the post). You're not looking for that here and I'm not offering it here. But of course I would have to turn the Superbowl in to a matter of geography, because as the mantra goes (which is missing, in big letters somewhere near the top of my blog)...everything happens in time and space. That's just where my mind goes. "Hmm, the Superbowl is coming up", I say to myself, "Maybe I could do a post about it. Let's see...how about I make maps and title it 'NFL Geography'? Perfect."
So, here it is and here you are, still reading along and wondering how I could get "maps" out of "football" and put forth the time and effort to make a post out of it. Loyal spectators, because I'm _________ (you choose the word). I chose "talented".
I'm sure the NFL has hundreds of maps on the web that are much more savvy and sleek than the ones I've created. I know. I've seen them. Mostly after I started making my maps. Discouraging. But I proceeded.
In case FOX asks you before a commercial break which team's stadium is located furthest north, you'll know it's the Seattle Seahawks because you brushed up on your NFL geography. And if they ask all 32 teams in order you would also know they are...
# LOCATION TEAM LATITUDE
1 Seattle Seahawks (47.595°N)
2 Minnesota Vikings (44.974°N)
3 Green Bay Packers (44.501°N)
4 Buffalo Bills (42.774°N)
5 Detroit Lions (42.340°N)
6 New England Patriots (42.091°N)
7 Chicago Bears (41.863°N)
8 Cleveland Browns (41.506°N)
9 New York Giants (40.814°N) (shared stadium)
10 New York Jets (40.814°N) (shared stadium)
11 Pittsburgh Steelers (40.447°N)
12 Philadelphia Eagles (39.901°N)
13 Indianapolis Colts (39.760°N)
14 Denver Broncos (39.744°N)
15 Baltimore Ravens (39.279°N)
16 Cincinnati Bengals (39.096°N)
17 Kansas City Chiefs (39.049°N)
18 Washington Redskins (38.908°N)
19 St. Louis Rams (38.632°N)
20 Oakland Raiders (38.752°N)
21 San Francisco 49ers (38.714°N)
22 Tennessee Titans (36.166°N)
23 Carolina Panthers (35.226°N)
24 Atlanta Falcons (33.758°N)
25 Arizona Cardinals (33.528°N)
26 San Diego Chargers (32.783°N)
27 Dallas Cowboys (32.748°N)
28 Jacksonville Jaguars (30.324°N)
29 New Orleans Saints (29.951°N)
30 Houston Texans (29.685°N)
31 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (27.976°N)
32 Miami Dolphins (25.958°N)
I know, I know. What if they ask you to list all 32 teams in order of when they were formed? I've got you covered.
# TEAM ESTABLISHED*
1 Cardinals 1898
2 Packers 1919
3 Bears 1920
4 Giants 1925
5 Lions 1929
6 Redskins 1932
7 Steelers 1933
8 Eagles 1933
9 Rams 1936
10 Browns 1946
11 49ers 1946
12 Colts 1953
13 Bills 1959
14 Patriots 1959
15 Jets 1960
16 Broncos 1960
17 Chiefs 1960
18 Raiders 1960
19 Titans 1960
20 Chargers 1960
21 Cowboys 1960
22 Vikings 1961
23 Falcons 1966
24 Dolphins 1966
25 Saints 1967
26 Bengals 1968
27 Seahawks 1976
28 Buccaneers 1976
29 Panthers 1993
30 Jaguars 1995
31 Ravens 1996
32 Texans 2002
*I realize that some teams have changed names/cities/owners over the years, so these years may be misleading. If you want the authoritative source, look here. If you want low-rate maps of NFL teams then continue.
All aerial images provided by Bing Maps






2 comments:
As a fellow "I don't care that much about NFL football" person, I enjoyed this post. I had no idea there was such a team as the Texans. Really? Now I know. :)
Classic Jesse Brass Post. Funny. Informative. Fact filled. Maps included. Green and Gold Jesse!!!
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